Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 8, 2011 / Posted by:

This Chinese woman who wrapped a bouquet of roses in child beauty queen dress (or whatever that ruffled shit is), got on top of a car at Wuhan University’s cherry blossom appreciation festival and publicly asked her boyfriend to marry her…only to get shut down in front of everyone. While everybody around her threw the kind of pity face usually reserved for Jennifer Aniston, the chick’s boyfriend gently ripped her heart into a million pieces with the sharpened letters “N” and “O“, and then explained to her that he will propose to her in three years when he has enough money to buy her a house and car.

My head feels like it’s stuck in an empty laundry detergent tub and a Ke$ha song is jumping on top of it (don’t mix gin with raw Pop Tarts), so I’m feeling sympathetic towards this shut down ho. Not because her boyfriend told her he didn’t want to marry her ass in front of dozens of people. No, he did her a major favor. I feel sorry for her, because if he did say yes, it never would’ve made the news and we would’ve never seen her wearing one of Suri Cruise’s cast-off dresses as a shirt. Pass her an Entenmann’s aisle.

via Metro

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