Natalie Portman Breaks Her Silence On Twirlgate

April 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Natalie Portman’s fiance Benjamin Millepied, Black Swan’s director Darren Aronofsky and Mila Kunis all came to her defense after her ballet double Sarah Lane said that she only did 5% of the fully body dance shots in the movie. Benjamin said she did about 85%, Darren said she did 80% and Mila asked if you were going to smoke the rest of that joint. And now Natalie herself has slid down from her golden ivy throne to address the rumors. Although, not really.

While all of us were in the hall whispering about how many j’newhatevers Natalie did in El Cisne Negro, she busted in and let us know that she’s not going to dignify such idle gossip with a response! Natalie straight up swept Sarah Lane under the rug and then put her Oscar right on top. While promoting that Your Highness shit, Natalie stuttered this out to E! News (click here for the video):

“You know, I, it’s it’s….um…I know what went on. We, we had an amazing experience making the movie and I don’t want to tarnish it by entering into nastiness, because it’s such a positive thing what we get to do. We get to create things. I feel so lucky to be part of that, and um, I’m so proud of everyone’s work on that movie and my experience. And I’ll have that forever. And and and and and it’s important for me to remember that no matter what nastiness is going around.”

Bitch is stuttering so hard because ever her tongue is leaping, twirling and pirouetting! Because she’s a REAL DANCER! No, but this whole “show me the pirouettes” thing has gotten more annoying than Nicole Kidman breathing out “I love to dahnce!” in those stupid ass Chanel No.5 commercials. So let’s just bury it in our dressing room closets once and for all. It’s time that we focus on way more important things. Like a sad kitten in a bucket:

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