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On last night’s Survivor: Redemption Island, after the two tribes merged into one they all sat around trying to come up with a new tribe me. Since they’re in Nicaragua, they figured they should give themselves a Spanish name. None of them know Spanish, but obviously they all know dumb fluently. Rob got up, yanked his chonies down and pulled the name “Murlonio” out of his asshole. Rob told those dumbasses that “Murlonio” means “from the ocean, united” in Spanish. Even a ho whose Spanish vocabulary only consists of item names on a Taco Bell menu know that Murlonio doesn’t mean shit. Murlonio and the Spanish language have never met. Basically, Murlonio means “from Rob’s ass” in Dumfuckanese.

Murlonio not only sounds like the name of a mid-size SUV from Nissan, but it’s the name of one of the stuffed animals that belongs to Rob’s wife Amber. And Murlonio isn’t just ANY stuffed animal, he’s the ring leader of all of her stuffed animals. So to recap: Rob’s wife is a grown woman with a stuffed animal collection. Amber’s stuffed animal family has a patriarch named Murlonio! Murlonio is now the name of a tribe of certifiable idiots on Survivor.

Now, I don’t know if that stuffed parrot Amber is holding is Murlonio, but it sort of looks like one. If I was a stuffed animal peon, I’d bow down to that parrot.

It’s official! All hail our new stuffed animal overlord: MURLONIO!