As some of you may have already dry heaved to, Donald Trump is going around saying that he’s considering running for President of the United States in 2012 (Can I campaign for Melania Trump as the next first lady while campaigning against Trump 2012?). Trump was on Today this morning to talk about the possibility of throwing the whore pit viper nest on his head into the ring and how he believes that Obama is nothing but Lilly Dillon in a suit because he has conned us all (insert a picture of Detective La Toya lifting up her monocle). Yup, Trump is a member of the BM.
Whatever thoughts I thought I had about Trump 2012 were torched away and replaced with Bill Cosby’s “tuck that bitch in” face when he was also interviewed on Today this morning.
The pepaw treasure who taught me how to love snack pudding was on the show to discuss education stuff and Meredith Vieira just had to bring up Trump’s name. Bill Cosby made the same face I made the first time I laid eyes on Olivia’s nibbled on brows. If Bill’s eyes could spit, they would’ve. Bill said that Meredith needs to take Trump home and that the only thing he’s running is his mouth! This is the kind of grouchy old coot shit I live for! Hear ye, hear ye!
Right? If Bill Cosby wasn’t secretary of the United States of Sexual Assault, I’d ask you to rent out office space for the “Hussies 4 Cosby/Warwick 2012″ campaign headquarters.