Afternoon Crumbs
What would Jesus do about the Christian parody of Rebecca Black’s “Friday“? Well, he wouldn’t listen to this mess and neither should you (unless you want your ears to spin and spew out pea soup) – TDW
Katherine Heigl looks crazy – Lainey Gossip
Christie Brinkley must be gulping from the fountain of youth (aka a tin garage can filled with blended angel fetuses) without a straw – The Superficial
Vanessa Hudgens is actually wearing a bra (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Jayde Nicole or an alien praying mantis who comes from the same planet as Kim Kardashian? – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler gave cupcakes to the crew (not a euphemism) – Celebitchy
#buriedthisway – Towleroad
Jude Law must be taking styling advice from Adrien Brody – Just Jared
Nobody does constipated miserable fashion face like MiserAlba! – The Berry
Jason Statham is a model’s dream, because she can see her reflection in his head without bending down too much – Popoholic
Say what, Steven Tyler? – Cityrag
“Hold me, I’m scared”, said by hundreds of children at LAX as the Olsens passed through – Popsugar
Alec Baldwin is pretty much taking the next elevator out of 30 Rock – ICYDK
Carrot Top!!! – Hollywood Rag
Four letters for Jada Pinkett Smith: S,T,F and U – I’m Not Obsessed