Afternoon Crumbs

April 7, 2011 / Posted by:

What would Jesus do about the Christian parody of Rebecca Black’s Friday“? Well, he wouldn’t listen to this mess and neither should you (unless you want your ears to spin and spew out pea soup) – TDW

Katherine Heigl looks crazy – Lainey Gossip

Christie Brinkley must be gulping from the fountain of youth (aka a tin garage can filled with blended angel fetuses) without a straw – The Superficial

Vanessa Hudgens is actually wearing a bra (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jayde Nicole or an alien praying mantis who comes from the same planet as Kim Kardashian? – Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler gave cupcakes to the crew (not a euphemism) – Celebitchy

#buriedthisway – Towleroad

Jude Law must be taking styling advice from Adrien BrodyJust Jared

Nobody does constipated miserable fashion face like MiserAlba! – The Berry

Jason Statham is a model’s dream, because she can see her reflection in his head without bending down too much – Popoholic

Say what, Steven Tyler? – Cityrag

“Hold me, I’m scared”, said by hundreds of children at LAX as the Olsens passed through – Popsugar

Alec Baldwin is pretty much taking the next elevator out of 30 Rock ICYDK

Carrot Top!!! – Hollywood Rag

Four letters for Jada Pinkett Smith: S,T,F and U – I’m Not Obsessed

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