Courteney Cox came back from her St. Barts bikini vacation (where she DID NOT lick the salt water off of Josh Hopkins’ taint) to spend time with her estranged husband David Arquette and their daughter Coco at Disney World in Florida. David shared this picture of his family with all of his Twitter followers last night. A picture that was obviously taken during an earthquake with a 10-year-old disposable camera held by an overly caffeinated heroin addict who suffers from shaky hand syndrome, because this shit couldn’t be blurrier.
They look happy, though. But I guess I’d be happy too if a VIP tour guide took me around Disney World and I didn’t have to wait 3 hours to buy a $50 Coke from a tortured employee whose eyes say “fuck my life” and whose plastered smile says “Disney will take my first born if I don’t smile at you” (I’ve read the handbooks).
I’ve never understood how Disney World and Land can get away with calling themselves the “happiest place on Earth” when they barely sell any booze and fill their stores with crying brats who scream at their mothers for not buying them a $30 bag of Disney brand jelly beans. Isn’t that false advertising? CLASS ACTION ALERT!
via Daily Mail