Just like Uma Thurman and Nicole Kidman before her, Ashley Judd showed up to her book (Which I hear is a feel good read about her awful childhood, battle with depression, sexual abuse and hate of Diddy! Her “hate of Diddy” is the feel good part.) signing at Barnes & Noble in NYC today looking like she just stuck half of her face in the bottom of Lindsay Lohan’s purse. Flourface (or cokeface depending on the face) is a real epidemic that affects all actress. You know, if I was Ashley I’d be pissed. But only because if I’m going to look like I’ve been baking and throwing around flour in an old timey kitchen like a vaudeville comedian, I’d at least want some delicious cupcakes or some shit to show for it. Ashley’s make-up artist definitely owes her some cupcakes.
April 6, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K