Kate Hudson’s Unborn Baby Is Probably Drunk Right Now

April 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Over at Popeater, they have a picture of a knocked up Kate Hudson sipping on what looks like red wine from a wine glass in the middle of a restaurant in Buenos Aires with her fiance Matt Bellamy and son Ryder. Of course, this has opened up a bottle of comments calling Kate a selfish drunk for turning her womb into a winery. You know, if you lumped all those comments into a mound and fermented them for a few days, you’d end up with a jar of 100 proof sweet nectar that would seep into the placenta. Then you’d have a delicious piece of booze meat to feast on after labor. Kate should think about this.

Popeater decided to get a medical opinion and asked an OB/GYN who doesn’t treat Kate Hudson whether or not it’s okay to drink a glass of wine while you’re in a serious state of knocked up. The doctor, “Right now, no one really knows what amount of alcohol is harmful for the fetus, so it’s recommended that you don’t drink at all during pregnancy.

Jennifer Aniston can print that out and show it to everyone who asks her why her womb is closed off to fetuses. If I had a living thing kicking at my stomach walls and letting out a burp so big that my ass lips have to open up to let it out, I’d probably reach for a DRANK too. But since doctors do not approve of this, I’d redirect myself towards the bong instead (he didn’t say anything about that!).

By the way, for those of you screaming that Kate is going to give birth to a drunk baby who will eat the world’s supply of booze, this little bit of information might cool your shit. Kate was having dinner with BONO. Yup, the defense rests!

(Image via INFDaily.com)

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