I Beg Your Pardon, Olivia Wilde?

April 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Olivia Wilde tried to bury the rumor that she’s humping on Justin Timberlake by Tweeting the above mess yesterday afternoon. Olivia referred to those who are sniffing on her business as “honeybadgers.” Excuse you, bitch? Olivia needs read up on the crazy nasty honeybadger, because honeybadger don’t give a fuck that she’s not licking on that curly haired one from the Mickey Mouse Club!

Dear Olivia, guess how many fucks the honeybadger gives about the fact that your name is Olivia? ZERO! Dear Olivia, guess the phrase that would come out of the honeybadger’s mouth if you told him bitches were saying that you’re touching tongues with the screecher from N’Sync? No phrase would come out of the honeybadger’s mouth, because honeybadger don’t give a shit!

Olivia needs to take time out from not fucking on Justin Timberlake to watch this educational video narrated by esteemed zoologist Randall (whose last name is Fellows).

Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia!

via People

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