Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lady who is showing us that she’s the epitome of one in her new NSFW single “Yankin‘”. This is exactly the type of song George Washington’s lady followers sang to him on election night to show that their pussies are indeed patriotic. It’s also a song A-Rod should drop his ass to during half-time at a Yankees game. And we can thank Lady for that. Lady is so confident about her yankin’ pussy that she doesn’t care that her man slaves are wearing black socks and that her voice makes Rebecca Black’s sound like a nightingale’s whisper. WHO CARES!
Lady’s pussy is so yankin’ that it could pull a trailer carrying the cast of The Biggest Loser (wearing metal vests) across a cobblestone street and she wouldn’t even sprain a labia! It’s so yankin’ that it could headline a new season of Crank Yankers. You get it. It be yankin’.
And I guess the key to a yankin’ pussy is to feast on a gourmet meal of Hot Fries and Andre Rosé every night. This makes sense. Eating a dinner of ketchup chips and Mike’s Hard Lemonade has only made my junk jerk (not yank) so I better adjust my diet accordingly.
via The Hairpin