Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Which A List Female Celebrity who makes the big bucks is known in the industry as being one of the smelliest actresses around? Apparently she has ‘gas’ that could clear a set faster than any director. (BuzzFoto)

The globules of air that come out of Angelina Jolie smell like Jesus’ beard and Brad Pitt’s saliva, so it’s not her! Fishsticks Paltrow employs a full-time assistant who puts a Baccarat jar under her butt when she farts because she doesn’t want to share them with peons, so it’s not her either. I’m going to go with either Natalie Pootman, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon or Julia Roberts as the A-lister who either needs a fart pad or a crew consisting only of dogs (dogs love farts).

Which singer’s team is desperately trying to cover up the fact that a recent nose job has totally altered the voice? (Page Six)

WHITNEY HOUSTON! And will somebody please accuse her of this so she can answer with: “Show me the receipts, hussy!” The “hussy” will be a tribute to Auntie Dionne, of course.

Which Hollywood power duo should keep iPhones out of the bedroom when they’re swinging? The fit couple, who already have a reputation for inviting others into their sex life, were recently the subject of a camera-phone photo shoot that’s being passed around at swanky New York dinner parties. Hopefully for them their compromising pictures aren’t coming soon to a computer near you. (Page Six)

Ashton & Demi?

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