An Accidental Homage To OMG Cat

April 5, 2011 / Posted by:

I’ll see your superglued tiny hat and raise you an open mouth that won’t quit! BBC Three’s Bizarre ER has once again brought us a tale of a young Brit who suffered from shit that might be okay if life was a 24/7 non-stop glory hole rave. Holly was sitting in class one day and she yawned a little too hard. The yawn dislocated Holly’s jaw and BOOM, suddenly she had the same perma look I have on my face whenever I see or read the word “peen” (there it goes). If it was Halloween, Holly could’ve thrown some cat ears on top of her head and went to every party as OMG CAT, but it wasn’t. So Holly went to the ER….

If it was me, they’d just have to try to put a vegetable in my mouth and I would’ve closed that trap shut. But it wasn’t that easy for Holly. They stuffed a bunch of tongue depressors into her mouth and unlocked her jaw when her mouth muscles got tired. That was that. And now you know what to do the next time your jaw locks and refuses to close. Unless you like it when the judgmental nurse rolls her eyes at you and says, “Uh huh…I’m sure it was because of a yawn…“.

via Buzzfeed

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