Afternoon Crumbs

April 5, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

JESUS CHRIST, KATHLEEN, let me put on my cataract sunglasses before you go around flashing your fluorescent white light bikini body – The Superficial

Tori Spelling’s titty situation is still a silicone vortex of confusion – Lainey Gossip

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are still doing it and still sharing the same barber – Popsugar

Darren Criss reminds me of what my hair looked like in the 6th grade – Towleroad

Mama Ceiling Eyes is looking hot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Heidi Montag still exists – Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Murphy is sorry for throwing a Fuck You at Kings of Leon – Celebitchy

Maddox + In-N-Out = DAMN HIM! – Just Jared

The Empress of Lucite? – NYC Barstool Sports

If this shit on Eva Longoria was white, it would look exactly like my baptism baby suit – Popoholic

All the pictures from Reese Witherspoon’s Elle UK spread – The Berry

But Dyan Cannon still looks hotter than LeAnn Rimes – ICYDK

Mind blown. Reassembled. And then blown again. – TDW

Ho caught in the headlights – Hollywood Rag

FMLface courtesy of Helena Bonham Carter – Cityrag

Oh, Beeeeehl! – I’m Not Obsessed

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