Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm, A Beige Coffee Cup And A Green Bag Of Dog Caca

Mad Men is still a few months away from going into production so that gives Jon Hamm plenty of time to throw shade at the razor and pick up gifts bestowed upon him by his dog friend every single morning! As a dog owner myself, I pick up shit off the sidewalk at least twice a day (thrice if you count my own) and I don’t look 1/100th as sexy as Jon Hamm does when he’s doing the bend over of a shame. But even though Jon is giving all of us a nalgas show, he’s making one major mistake. Never EVER let your dog see you pick up their shit. EVER! Those assholes will only use it against you! When you drop acid and they start to talk like in the movies, they’ll only remind you that you’re basically their unpaid scat slave. I swear, one time I only brought one bag and my dog went twice just to fuck with me! They know what they’re doo-dooing!