OH DEAR GOD WHY!?

April 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Why in swole hooves hell did Wendy Williams Tweet this picture from the set of Dancing with the Stars today? And why in the name of an Epsom salt baptism did TMZ repeat it on their site? But more importantly, why am I destroying your foot fetish by posting it here? Because I’m dragging you down into the WHY?!!! abyss with me.

But serious talk, should I be jealous of Wendy because she can fuck somebody with her extra plump boil and teabag a trick with her foot?

Wendy should at least dress it up a bit by sprinkling a little bit of powdered sugar on top. Then instead of looking like the inflamed gonad of a chupacabra, it would look like a delicious beignet! A delicious beignet that Kirstie Alley may or may not gnaw off when Wendy takes a nap. Problem solved!

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