Afternoon Crumbs

Keith Urban can’t hide his subtle “Great, now her face is going to freeze like that” side-eye – Lainey Gossip

White Oprah’s delusional brain farts caught wind and made their way into Radar’s offices again – The Superficial

Emma Roberts is going to regret this when she finds herself with sunburned thighs – Hollywood Tuna

But did Jason Stackhouse rip his shirt off and use it to stop the bleeding (but mainly to stop the crowd from screaming “TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!”)? – Celebitchy

Almost better than the reign of the Shia Inus – Towleroad

Denise Richards in a bikini….but I’m still waiting for Irv Richards in a banana hammock (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Something something Hunger Games something something – TDW

RiRi won’t stop until she’s worn every style in Raquel Welch’s wig line – Just Jared

Penelope Cruz’s ankle nearly died, but at least she’s got Javier Bardem to lick and make it better – Popoholic

Can you fap and “awww” at the same time? – The Berry

The ACMs needed more blondes – Popsugar

Halle Berry’s at the beach – ICYDK

RPattz kisses the trunk – SOW

I can watch Mr. Gui Wandresen do this all day – OMG Blog

SANS FARDS gallery – Cityrag

I guessed Chris Crocker – I’m Not Obsessed

Somebody’s asking a sober-looking Tara Reid for her autograph. A wink from the end of times? – Hollywood Rag