Dreams Do Come True: Mickey Rourke In Spandex!!!!!!

April 3, 2011 / Posted by:

You’re probably already pinching at your eyeballs with your longest nails, so you know this is already a product of real life. There’s a few bonuses too! Mickey Rourke eating! Mickey Rourke getting oral with a bottle! Mickey Rourke getting oral with a fag! AND Mickey Rourke’s face is looking as fresh as La Bruja’s after a battery acid peel at SpeeDee Oil. Don’t you just want to slather his face with tomato sauce and sprinkle a little Parmesan on his cheeks before nibbling? Since he’s wearing Spandex, you’ve got something silky to sit on too.

Unfortunately, Mickey kept his bulge to himself but that gives you something to look forward to (so keep your eyeball-pinching nails razor sharp)!

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