Open Post: Hosted By Whatever This Is

No, this is not Robin Williams shortly after binging on Levitra. Robin is way furrier than this. This is what comes galloping into the darkest glory hole in John Travolta’s wet dreams when he swallows too much dark chocolate lube during “movie night” (the movie being “Ass of the Titans“) in the Scientology dungeon. It’s also the minotaur who swung his terrifying crotch log in front of James Franco, Danny McBride and Justin Theroux at the premiere of Your Highness at UC Santa Barbara today. The NSFW version is here, but I’m not even sure a minotaur dildo made from silicone, the blood of a Khloe Kardashian and a pinch of Colin Farrell’s tongue hair counts as NSFW.

And no, we’re not going to play the “Would you hit it?” game with this one. We don’t need to know each other like that. That is way too real and we might not want to sit together anymore if we know the other would let the tip of a fake minotaur dick in. We’ll take that answer to our graves! (Although, I know you’re going to also take it to your favorite jackin’ place since your kinky sick ass is obviously into this mythological role play shit. Mino fucker!).