Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

BaconAir™!!!! There’s bacon lube, bacon vodka, bacon lip chap, bacon sundaes, bacon weed (I WISH!!!), baby floss, bacon baby formula and now there’s bacon air! If I ever need the help of an oxygen tank, flavor it with BaconAir! If I ever need CPR and Anderson Cooper’s parts aren’t readily available, give it to me with this bottle of BaconAir! If you’re ever going to take me scuba diving, make sure they’re using BaconAir tanks! Because really, don’t we all want to feel like we’re breathing in a giant pig fart at all times? It’s bacon’s world and we’re just living in it.

The makers of BaconAir say it has no calories and inhaling it in almost feels like eating it. I can’t wait to hear what else the makers of BaconAir have to say about their creation when they’re interviewed on Intervention after some baconhead gets addicted to huffing BaconAir. “It’s like walking on a heart attack!” – a baconhead

A little warning though, today is the international holiday where every single one of your lady friends announces she’s “OMG PREGNANT!!!” on Facebook, Twitter and everywhere else, so this could be one big ugly April Fool’s joke created by a vegan.

via Village Voice

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