Drunk Ass Kim Cattrall Unleashes The Bitch On Two Reporters

The sweet nectar traveled through Kim Cattrall’s body and awakened the grouchy cuntmeister inside of her when a reporter from Page Six and another reporter from The New York Daily News asked her questions she didn’t like at the premiere of her movie Meet Monica Velour in NYC last night. YES! I love it when Kim gets drunk, brings out the bitch and unleashes it on unsuspecting victims.

First up is the NYDN who was on the receiving end of a snap and side-eye that even Dionne Warwick would hide from. Before speaking to Kim, the male reporter talked to her 21-year-old co-star Dustin Ingram. In the movie, Kim plays a former porn star turned stripper who becomes friends with a young boy living in her Indiana trailer park (so my kind of movie). Dustin told the NYDN reporter that in between takes, he’d talk about sex shit with Kim. The movie’s director then cut in and said that Dustin got a boner during a make-out scene with Kim. Dustin denied it, but the movie’s director said he knows a hard dick when he sees one. When the NYDN asked Kim about both of these stories, she denied away and then delivered a roundhouse verbal kick to the reporter’s crotch bone: “You know, as a woman, I really find those questions offensive. As a woman, I find that really embarrassing [for you] to ask that.”

In Kim’s defense, she was in fucking Mannequin so she deserves everyone’s respect and shouldn’t be asked about boy boners unless one is sitting on her chin! Even then, you give it a quick glance before continuing to ask her respectful questions! The reporter from the NYDN learned his lesson and moved on. But Kim was really ready to get down and dirty in a cunt tussle when a female reporter from Page Six interviewed her next.

Kim pretty much spilled her martini and had a “You know what your problem is…” moment when Page Six brought up a tip they received earlier about how she got her coochie waxed. I’ll let Page Six take it from here:

When we tried to break the ice with Cattrall, mentioning a ridiculous tip we’d gotten earlier in the day about her getting a bikini wax — a well-tackled subject on “SATC” — she snapped, “That’s a stupid question. You’re a smart girl. How could you want to write that?”

She then turned her anger on gossip columns, specifically Page Six, despite our being big fans of hers. “It’ll chew you up and spit you out,” she said, leaning in and adding that being a gossip reporter just isn’t a “respectable job.”

Cattrall asked, “Why don’t you work at — what’s that news agency — Roybers?” When we corrected her, “Reuters,” she conceded, “Yeah, sorry, I’ve been drinking.”

But she didn’t stop there, ranting, “What about writing for a blog? Then you can write about what you want [or] care about.”

Some prudes who don’t appreciate art or nips might say that getting your tits out in front of a camera isn’t a respectable job, so I don’t know what Kim’s problem is. IN THIS ECONOMY, any job that is not illegal (hookers and drug dealers don’t count) is respectable! If someone asks you if you get your bikini waxed, just tell them to cut their tongue on your pussy stubble and then send them to fill up your DRANK. That’s how you’re supposed to handle a situation like that. I read it in Roybers.