Afternoon Crumbs
Lindsay Lohan proves she’s the definition of soberness by falling down outside of a NYC bar at 2:30 in the morning. Or maybe she’s licking tiny drops of booze off the sidewalk? Or maybe she’s praying to the Jack Daniels gods to push booze out of the sidewalk cracks for her? – Lainey Gossip
Jenna Jameson knows how to dress – Hollywood Tuna
Christina Hendricks must believe that the higher the chichis, the closer to… I lost my train of thought, because damn those chichis are high – The Superficial
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing Gunny Sacks?! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
“ALAN HALE 4 PREZ!!!” – Lindsay Lohan – Towleroad
Elizabeth Banks is a mom – Celebitchy
But a more important question is: how is this blink-challenged lady not a cast member on one of the Real Housewives? – TDW
Michael Buble got married – Just Jared
Bindi Irwin can sing! – The Berry
Maddox is really hoping that Angie Jo and Brad don’t come back from Utah with any souvenirs. And by “souvenirs,” I mean a Mormon orphan – ICYDK
Dirty vagina? Rinse it with some John Mayer! – Popsugar
Rachel Bilson is…um..there – Popoholic
Betty White, you bi-sexual slut, you! – SOW
Be still my heart (the mad hatter raver, not Joe Jonas) – I’m Not Obsessed
Gisele Bundchen upstaged by wigs – Cityrag
Are we sure that’s Snooki and not a kidney stone The Rock just passed? – Hollywood Rag
Milla Jovovich has nipples – Celebslam
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