Afternoon Crumbs

March 31, 2011 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan proves she’s the definition of soberness by falling down outside of a NYC bar at 2:30 in the morning. Or maybe she’s licking tiny drops of booze off the sidewalk? Or maybe she’s praying to the Jack Daniels gods to push booze out of the sidewalk cracks for her? – Lainey Gossip

Jenna Jameson knows how to dress – Hollywood Tuna

Christina Hendricks must believe that the higher the chichis, the closer to… I lost my train of thought, because damn those chichis are high – The Superficial

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing Gunny Sacks?! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

“ALAN HALE 4 PREZ!!!” – Lindsay LohanTowleroad

Elizabeth Banks is a mom – Celebitchy

But a more important question is: how is this blink-challenged lady not a cast member on one of the Real Housewives? – TDW

Michael Buble got married – Just Jared

Bindi Irwin can sing! – The Berry

Maddox is really hoping that Angie Jo and Brad don’t come back from Utah with any souvenirs. And by “souvenirs,” I mean a Mormon orphan – ICYDK

Dirty vagina? Rinse it with some John Mayer! – Popsugar

Rachel Bilson is…um..there – Popoholic

Betty White, you bi-sexual slut, you! – SOW

Be still my heart (the mad hatter raver, not Joe Jonas) – I’m Not Obsessed

Gisele Bundchen upstaged by wigs – Cityrag

Are we sure that’s Snooki and not a kidney stone The Rock just passed? – Hollywood Rag

Milla Jovovich has nipples – Celebslam

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