The New And Improved(?) Wonder Woman Costume

March 30, 2011 / Posted by:

The Internet broke into a collective meltdown over a week ago when NBC debuted Adrianne Palicki’s Wonder Woman costume that looked like something a cosplay pornstar put together on a budget using shit found in a Halloween clearance bin at Ricky’s, an American Apparel outlet and a Frederick’s sidewalk sale. NBC must’ve been taking notes, because they de-skanked and reworked the costume. Gone is the yeast-producing blue condom leggings and the blue high-heeled boots. Wonder Woman’s crotch still looks like it’s doing a Droopy Dog impersonation and she’ll never bring the kind of glamour Lynda Carter brought, but it’s an improvement from the last “drag queen on a dime” mess.

And Right Said Fred is in the pilot episode, so if NBC insists on butchering Wonder Woman they can at least look sexy while doing so. And a giant NO COMMENT TODAY OR TOMORROW about those Uggs on Wonder Woman’s feet. Lynda Carter would NEVER!

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