The Kardashians Are Working Right Now

March 30, 2011 / Posted by:

The monster family built by Ray J’s crooked dick and Ryan Seacrest’s highlights are on the cover of Redbook Magazine and in it Pimp Mama Kris Kardashian says that they are always ALWAYS always working. For you and me, there’s 24 hours in one day, but the day has created an extra hour just for the Kardashians. Or maybe Kim slows down the spinning earth by sitting on the ground. Whatever the case may be, Kris is sick of people saying they don’t have jobs, because the fact is they work 25 hours a day! Kris puts it like this (via UsWeekly):

“It’s annoying when I hear, ‘What do your girls do?’ Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. I’ve been whoring my kids out since And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day.”

They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. How many shows do you have?”

How many shows do you have?” Shut your Larry from Three’s Company looking ass, Kris! Delusional hag. I mean, SNOOKI is on a damn reality show. It can’t be that hard. If we got dicked by a D-list R&B singer in a leaked sex tape, we’d all have reality shows too! Am I jealous? Maybe, because I’ve been trying to get Young Rome to return my calls for this very reason, and nothing. But maybe I’m being too harsh on these trash heap heifers.

Saying words in front of a camera. That’s working! Looking at a flashing camera while standing really still. That’s working! Using the ladder in their basement to step down into hell to chant before Satan so that he can keep their 15 minutes going?. That’s working! Hanging food in the trees every night so Khloe can’t get to it? That’s working! Okay, I take it all back. They’re the busiest whores in America!

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