Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Jorge Gonzalez, the Miss J of Germany’s Next Top Model who teaches “las chicas” how to stomp on that runway like their feets are on fire. Notice how the frauleins are nearly fainting from being in the presence of Jorge as he two steps out the glitter on a makeshift catwalk in the middle of a mall in Hamburg. It’s a bonus that Jorge’s shoes look like the second cousin of Shauna Sand’s exquisite lucite heels. And I don’t know much about Jorge, but everything I need to know has been taught to me in this montage somebody made of his greatest moments. HOLA! CHICAS!

If the ovary of a giraffe was fertilized with Dave Grohl’s sperm and incubated on a flat iron while Gay Al Reynolds sashayed around it, the finished product would look just like Jorge Gonzalez!

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