Courtney Love Thinks It’s About Time Her Ex Got Engaged

Many, many, many breakdowns ago during Courtney Love’s “lucid movie star“phase, she dated Edward Norton and said that he saved her life. Courtney also later said that he stole $300,000 from her (Court would sue a bodega ATM if the courts would accept her case, so nothing became of that case). And now after hearing that Edward is engaged to his girlfriend, Courtney is saying that it’s about time a woman make an honest man out of him and he better start making babies before his sperm fish dehydrate and turn into jizz jerky.

At a screening for Meek’s Cutoff in NYC, Page Six told Court about Ed’s engagement news and she said, “Wow, it’s about time. He’s 41, they’ve been together for six years. He needs to have babies. I wonder what kind of ring he got her? He bought me a ruby. He has great character. He’s very political. I see him being a senator one day.”

The dealer who traded a fanny pack full of 8-balls for Courtney’s ruby now knows the story behind his favorite pinky ring.

And here’s Courtney with Eric and Melissa from Hole at a screening for Hit So Hard at the MOMA in NYC the other night. Courtney might look like a Victorian ghost from crackheads past who stole a dwarf’s ears, but I’ve seen her look worse….so yay.