For the (I lost count)th time in his life, KFed is going to be a dad. A source tells E! News that KFed’s girlfriend of about 3 years Victoria Prince is 5 months knocked up with their first child together. KFed’s sperm fishes can eat through a condom, so something tells me this was all part of the plan. If it wasn’t, then Victoria needs to hire a better crane operator who will pull KFed off of her in time. Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil’ Wayne or a Duggar. We’re doomed.
A rep for KFed (aka his favorite sandwich maker at Subway) wouldn’t say anything about this, but the source says that they are “totally happy” about the news. The source adds that Brit Brit doesn’t have much to say about it either because she’s “focused on her work right now.”
How is KFed going to get Brit to pay for this one too?! If you see a fat ho in a stork costume crawling up a ladder to Brit’s bedroom window while carrying a baby doll and a new child support contract in his beak, you know what KFed is up to.
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