This Is Absolutely Terrifying

March 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the cover of the 32-page comic book biography on the life of Angelina Jolie and loooooooooord deliver me from this evil! UsWeekly says that the makers want $3.99 for this mess and does that include a crucifix, because that’s what I feel like raising at this cover! They made Angie Jo looks like a bodybuilding alien amphibian transsexual who has landed on this earth to slice mortal nutsacks with her cheekbones and deliver them to her home planet called Chyna. Hmm. Now that I stare at this without my hands over my eyes, I’m slightly turned on. Maybe that’s because she’s got a pair of hard butt cheeks above her upper lip.

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