Open Post: Hosted By The Glorious Carol Connors

March 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Everything about this is correct! EVERY.THING. Any question you throw at me about Carol Connors’ beauty and glamour is going to get answered with an all-caps, bolded YES!!!!!! Let’s play:

Q: “But Michael, what about those decapitated wooden cat heads that were purchased from the gift shop of a low-funded city zoo?”
A: YES!!!!!!

Q: “But Michael, what about those eyebrows that look like the Joker’s upside smeared smile?”
A: YES!!!!!!

Q: “But Michael, what about that hairline that’s playing a game of peek-a-boo with her forehead?”
A: YES!!!!!!

Q: “But Michael, what about those Tammy Faye Jr. eyelashes and polka dot liner?”
A: YES!!!!!!

YES! YES! YES! A million times YES! The sooner we can all get on the same YES!! page, the sooner this country can get back to displaying the right kind of glamour. And Carol Connors is at the forefront of that glamour, but she’s not alone. At the 25th Annual Professional Dancers Society Gypsy Awards in Beverly Hills the other night, the ladies came out in a big way! There’s too much to cover, but I will say thank God for Mitzi Gaynor’s complexion! We can all sunbathe under her.

In order: Carol Connors (aka “The Dolphin Lady” from Posh’s reality show who has gifted the Internet with an amazing website), Jennifer Grey, Mitzi Gaynor, Marie Osmond, Mary Ann Mobley, Barbara Luna, Florence Henderson, Ruta Lee, Deanna Lund and Charlotte Rae.

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