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It’s not an accident that those trio of miniature dolphins are jumping into the ear of Shawn Merter. Who wouldn’t want to live under a tiny sequined black hat? But Shawn wasn’t ready to be a full-time Antoine Meriweather which is why he checked into the E.R. after he superglued a wee little fierce funeral hat to the side of his head for Halloween and couldn’t get it off. Why anybody would want to be parted with a tiny hat is beyond me! And why a tiny hat would want to be parted with Shawn’s head is beyond me: the sequel! But Shawn isn’t a toy monkey or a singing telegram girl circa 1964 so the two had to be separated. Unfortunately, Speedo was not available to slap that tiny hat right off of Shawn’s head so he had to go the hospital. His harrowing ordeal is below:

Supergluing anything to your head skin (Mah Boo’s peen aside) is probably not a good idea, but desperate times call for desperate measures! I’m sure Shawn’s partner gave him four snaps in Z formation followed by a flick to the head. And TLC needs to take note, this is the kind of shit we want to see on TV. Attack of the Tiny Hats! Greenlight it, TLC!

Also, the creator of Super Glue died over the weekend. Coincidence?

via The Hairpin (For John, Ken and everybody else who sent this in)