As Fresh As A Spring Daisy Blowing In The Mountain Breezes
March 29, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan showed a paparazzo why she’s the country’s premiere mug shot supermodel when she busted out the kind of poses you usually only see from a day-shift hooker trying to seduce truck drivers off the main road. Right before LiLo caught a private flight to New York, she posed in front of her house in Venice, CA with her friend Claus Hjelmbak. LiLo really is a chameleon. In some pictures she looks good-ish and in others she looks like the first place winner of a Miss Gollum contest sponsored by The Faces of Meth School of Beauty. What’s LiLo’s prize? Well, a walk-on role in Bravo’s upcoming Real Housewives of Mordor, of course!
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