QOTD: Jake Loves Wii And Whitney

March 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Reese Witherspoon made the WRONG decision. That dumb dumb married that Jim Toth dude when she could’ve stayed with a man who loves nothing more than to play Wii tennis while bouncing his knees and flicking his wrists to “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.” THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES, Reese, while reading what you could’ve witnessed every single night. Make her weep, Jake:

“I don’t do karaoke or play Rock Band or Guitar Hero but I do play a little Wii Tennis while listening to Whitney Houston. I can’t play Wii Tennis without listening to Whitney Houston actually. I might mention that to Duncan (Source Code director Duncan Jones) as an idea for a movie because that’s right up our alley! I really just do it for myself. It’s just an incredible thing to exercise but for it to become like a meditative thing rather than just working out is amazing and that’s how it is for me.”

Jakey and I have something in common. I too like to pretend I’m handling white balls in the middle of my living room while listening to “Heartbreak Hotel” (the Crack is Whack remix) at full blast. And yeah, I totally call it meditative exercise too.

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