The birth of Unicornariah Twinkle Sprite and Lambow Brite Nickamante almost happened on Mariah Carey’s born day this weekend when she had early contractions, but it turned out to be a false alarm. This is a sparkly rainbow of good news for all of us! Because if Mimi’s twin babies were born, we would’ve never gotten a picture of the Color Me Mine bump she Tweeted along with this message:
My attempt @ festiveness on 327! For ATLITL thank u + I♥U! Comin soon #dembabies! LYMA+thanx 4 making me happy:) http://twitpic.com/4ebbbm about
3 hours ago via Twitpic Retweeted by 100+ people
Does anybody know of an 8-year-old Lisa Frank character who can translate that for us?
Mimi’s twins really aren’t going to come out now. They’re staring at the hermaphrodite butterfly from the other side of her belly and realizing that a future of dressing like Care Bear candy ravers is about to begin. On a positive note, I’m sure their five-octave cries will shatter the sequined bunny ears she puts on their heads. So there’s that!