Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Believe it or not, Louis Garrett aka “Shovelhead” isn’t a Hot Slut because of the lush shrub of Sasquatch pubes on his face, the jagged gateway to ecstasy (aka the sea of moonshine) in his mouth or the prison tattoo art gallery on his face. Shovelhead earned the title because he created an impressively crafted work of Americana that is destined to become the star of the American Folk Art Museum in the near future. Shovelhead (who earned that nickname because of his love for Harleys with shovelhead motors and not because he was hit with a shovel in the head) is the arts and crafts mastermind behind the PANTY QUILT!!!!!!!

Shovelhead is an avid mannequin and ladies lingerie collector, so when he saw pictures of a panty quilt in “a magazine,” he was inspired to create his own using old napkins from a Howard Johnson and chonies donated by benefactors of the arts. Yes, Shovelhead collects MANNEQUINS (insert Estelle Getty cringe here)! That definitely puts the lotion in the basket. By the way, the lotion I’m talking about is made of liquified nightmares.

Below is Shovelhead talking to Hannibal.net about his beautiful quilt. Try to focus on his words and not his mesmerizing chest dumplings:

I don’t want them cheap dollar store, not sexy, farm girl panties. I want class, silk or nylon. Sexy. Victoria’s Secret!” An artist with standards is a rare breed!

via Gawker (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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