Afternoon Crumbs

March 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Those are not shorts on Side Show RiRi. That’s like a denim dickey for your ass. Gay Al will take two in every rinse! – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson and Fishsticks Paltrow stroll through the airport wearing almost the same outfit. I’m not sure which one of them should be offended. – Lainey Gossip

Brit Brit better pop her pussy hard, because she might have another mouth to feed – The Superficial

Dear Wonky McValtrex, you aren’t fucking helping. Signed, People of Japan (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Brown’s neighbors hate him – Celebitchy

If I ever fly Air New Zealand, I’m going to be really disappointed if Richard Simmons and Amazing Race Phil aren’t struttin’ their asses down the aisle – TDW

That award don’t impress me much, Shania! And I’m guessing that 14-year-old references don’t impress Shania Twin much either – Hollywood Tuna

Mark Salling’s chest hair pattern is confusing – Towleroad

And somewhere, a scalped Beaker is freezing his head off – Necole Bitchie

Are we sure this isn’t Natalie Portman’s face digitally pasted over Sarah Lane’s head and body? – Popsugar

Zac Efron is not going to like that Vanessa Hudgens is wearing his favorite belly chain on her head – Popoholic

I’ll guess Pregnant Dude in drag? – ICYDK

Rachel Bilson in C Magazine – The Berry

Naomi Campbell is living the life – Hollywood Rag

Ick. Nast. on all four levels – Cityrag

Scott Grimes dumps the beard – SOW

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