Hot Slut Of The Day!
Denny’s all new Maple Bacon Sundae! After a night of lubricating your throat with bacon vodka and lubricating your other parts with bacon lube, there’s only one way to end your evening of bacon debauchery and that’s with a bacon ice cream sundae! As part of Denny’s limited time bacon orgy, they are offering BACON! BACON! BACON! (delivered in the voice of the Beggin’ Strips dog) all kinds of ways including bacon on vanilla ice cream.
It looks like a still from John Travolta’s colostomy cam, but I’m sure it tastes better than it looks. How can you go wrong with ice cream and bacon?! Yes, your stomach will probably say enough’s enough and hit the eject button sending the Maple Bacon Sundae flying out of your mouth hole, but look on the positive side of that! Then you’ll be throwing up maple bacon-flavored barf!
But with that being said, Denny’s still needs to send this back to the Kirstie Alley laboratories and try again. It needs to be stuffed between two chocolate-covered hamburger buns, coated in pancake batter and deep fried in cotton candy oil. THEN we’d have a deal!
via Eater (For Leni)