“Don’t Turn Around, Don’t Turn Around”
March 27, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Snookitina doesn’t mind that the driver’s stomach is moaning or that he’s muttering “ohdeargoddontlookbehindyou” to himself while the Jaws theme song booms in his head, bitch is licking that tongue like it’s pickled! The Ecuadorian Hatchet Face is stuffed full of pasta, drunk, horny and she’s got gel nail polish on her lips so it’s not going to smudge this century or the next. And she’s got herself a KFed 2.0 who won’t care when she burps up wine bubbles on his tongue as long as the check clears. Suck on that mouth like it’s filled with album sales, Xtina!
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