The grits and gravy tray in every buffet line in Las Vegas boiled over last night when their queen sashayed onto the stage at the Palms Casino and set Chester Cheetah’s taint on fire by performing three songs from her new album “Femme Fatale.” While surrounded by dancers who were dressed like the bathroom attendants of German S&M club, Brit Brit mouthed this shit out of “Hold It Against Me,” “Til the World Ends,” and “Big Fat Bass” (which was inspired by one of KFed’s farts) while waving her arms like an air traffic controller at the end of his shift. Get it, Brit! Pop that leash right out of Daddy Spears’ hand!
There’s a bunch of short clips from Brit Brit’s Vegas ho down, but here’s just one. The whole thing airs on MTV on April 3rd or some shit.
Brit Brit could come out on stage, sit on a plastic crate and lick crusty Cheese Wiz off of a white spork and her hos would still freak out like they’ve been finger banged by Jesus. And since she’s got brake light titties, I don’t have any shade to throw at this time.