Ricky Martin summoned the cop-loving spirit of George Michael, the leather-loving spirit of a butch biker dyke, the glitter-spreading spirit of Glamberace and the hair spirit of a hipster cockatoo who likes Willow Smith ironically at the opening night of his Musica + Alma + Sexo tour in San Juan, Puerto Rico last night. Ricky is making up for lost time and crotch thrusting the sparkles out like a Glittery Gay of YouTube virgin. HE BANGS is more like it. Get your GAY out, Ricky! Go ass out WILD (but try not to go too wild with the clippers anymore).
March 26, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K