Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Cynthia, the busted down, wonk-eyed, crack whore, balding amputee doll that is Angelica’s best friend/partner in fuckery/confidante on Rugrats. This Hot Slut request comes from Dlisted reader Claire who described Cynthia like this:

I am advocating for Cynthia, Angelica Pickle’s (of Rugrats) low rent
Barbie Doll, for Hot Slut of the Day. Her hair is a hot mess, she has
a dream car and a dream condo, and she got to spend all her time with
Angelica. What’s not hot and slutty about that?

If a color blind stay-at-home mom circa 1989 self medicated her bizarre burgundy lipstick obsession by injecting liquid meth into her eyeballs, she might look just like Cynthia! Let this be a warning to all of you who inject liquid meth into your eyeballs. It will leave your eyes looking like a luded-up Garfield who has been trying to fart for the past 2 weeks. It will also cause major hair loss and damage, which will make you look like you’ve got four lasagna noodles sticking out of your head. More importantly, if you don’t pay your liquid meth eye drop bills, your dealer will sic his buck-toothed rat on your left foot. Don’t let this happen to you! Well, unless you want to look like Ke$ha’s future. If that’s the case, LET this happen to you!

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