Vince Neil Doesn’t Know How To Act Right

In today’s “assholes who need to sit on a dildo stool made of Valium while sucking off a bong” news, Vince Neil ruined a Hal Sparks show at the Las Vegas Hilton last night when he stormed in and started barking at his ex-girlfriend for whatever reason. Maybe he was pissed at her for wearing his favorite purple sweater without asking. Who knows, but things turned Ike Turner-ey when Vince allegedly got psychical with his ex-girlfriend and one of her friends. Hotel security called the police.

TMZ reports that Vince wasn’t arrested (above is his “librarian lady” glamour shot from a DUI arrest last month), but his ex-girlfriend did file a battery report.

And here’s another one who needs to sit down and chill the hell out. Can the government please just gather up Vince, Chris Brown, Michael Lohan, Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen? Throw them into a RAGE plant where they can scream and punch at each other all they want. We can use their rage energy to power our plug-in vibrators, troll lamps, electric menorahs and everything else. Those assholes can use their rage for good for a change. RAGE POWER: it’s the new thing! Al Gore needs to get on this!