Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Lakita Evans, the creator and owner of Fat Ho Burgers in Waco, Texas. 23-year-old Lakita worked her way through college just so she could erect a Fat Ho in Waco, but not everybody’s embracing this particular Fat Ho with their arms and mouths. Who doesn’t love a Fat Ho? Well, apparently a nearby Christian cafe as well as other members of the community don’t! They think the name is misogynistic, tacky and trashy.

But Fat Ho’s mama, Miss Lakita, says the name is just some tongue-in-cheek shit and she’s not calling anyone a ho! Miss Lakita explains the Fat Ho in the town like this: “It’s not calling people a ho. It’s just like they say, ‘Oooh that ho is big,’ or, ‘That ho is tight!’. Look what’s going on in Japan. It’s like clear this world is not gonna get any better. Why cry and be depressed. The economy is bad. Somebody gotta keep a sense of humor around here.

And there’s my explanation for Hot Slut. The world is ending, so why not laugh about the Fat Ho and the Hot Slut as the planet collapses on top of us.

Fat Ho gets extra credit points for having a “Tiny Ho” children’s meal on their menu and for not painting over the mural left there by its previous tenant: a Mexican restaurant.

Here’s the Ballad of the Fat Ho from MyFoxDNW. Bob’s Big Boy just found his new side piece.


Now I know where I’m having my wedding, divorce and funeral receptions! Here’s hoping the Fat Ho gets fatter and ho-ier, so that Lakita can expand her brand by opening up the Skinny Skeeza Juice Bar and the Bukkake Skank Ice Cream Parlor.

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