Afternoon Crumbs

March 25, 2011 / Posted by:

It’s “Born This Way” country-fied! But when is Lady Caca going to finally release the Braille version? – Just Jared

Donald Sutherland is not a porn star, okay? – Lainey Gossip

My guess is Bruce JennerBoston Barstool Sports

Ashley Greene is making up for lost peen – The Superficial

Just here for the Papa John’sHollywood Tuna

That’s the Wino we all know and love (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The perils of being a shirtless unicorn charmer – Towleroad

And Sean Penn ordered the veal with a side of public handjob – Celebitchy

Vanessa Hudgens has a cold head and overheated ankles – Popoholic

As Jennifer Aniston’s blind date left the restaurant, Maddox emerged from a potted plant and handed him a $20 – ICYDK

What in the name of road kill is that on Kingston’s head? – Popsugar

SHEEP DOG! Oh shit. Maybe that’s what’s on Kingston’s head – TDW

Fat Beauty Queen wins her crown back – Jezebel

LAZIES – The Berry

Where the hell are we? – Cityrag

Insert Caesar salad jokes here – I’m Not Obsessed

Katie Price’s piece of the moment looks like the last place loser of a Ricky Martin lookalike contest – Hollywood Rag

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