Zsa Zsa Thinks She’s Next

March 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in the hospital today after the stress of hearing about Elizabeth Taylor’s death sent her blood pressure rising towards the heavens. Zsa Zsa believes in the three death theory and thinks she’s going to be the third angel next to Jane Russell and Elizabeth. Zsa Zsa’s husband Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, who never misses an opportunity to blow into the media’s ear, tells Radar that his wife went “hysterical” after finding out about the death of her good friend on the news yesterday morning.

I bet it’s some glamorous shit when Zsa Zsa rolls into hysterics. She pulls off her diamond clip-on earrings, shoos the menagerie of fluffy white dogs off her bed and grabs at the pink satin curtains hanging off the canopy while trying to find the light that will make her single tear drop twinkle.

Zsa Zsa’s rep pretty much echoed Prinz von Anhtal’s words to AP and said that she screamed out: “Oh, Jane Russell and Liz Taylor — I’m next.” But her rep thinks she’ll live forever, “She’s not going to be the third.”

Zsa Zsa (or JA JA as my Salvadorian mother calls her) is 94-years-old and has been in the hospital more than an objectophile with an appetite for jumbo wine jugs, but I still believe she’ll outlive us all! The gatekeeper up in heaven isn’t quite ready for Zsa Zsa to slap him after he asks for her identification.

Since we’re on the subject of glamour, here’s Joan Collins at the premiere of “His Way” in L.A. the other night. Joan is answering to those wig accusations by flashing her natural hairline. Even though Joan looks like she ran out in the middle of getting her hair washed, she’s still all kinds of ravishing.

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