Whoopi Goldberg Was High As All Hell Here

March 24, 2011 / Posted by:

TMZ dug through the vaults of 1992 and pulled out a clip (click here to see it) of Whoopi Goldberg proclaiming her love for the good shit while doing voice-over stuff for The Pagemaster. Whoopi told the crew before Denzel Washington came out to present Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars in 1991, she was smoking a good shit joint to help numb her nerves. When her name slipped out of Denzel’s lips, the nervousness nearly blew the green cloud of her head and Whoopi didn’t know whether to chew on her dreads for a quick snack or lick the statue hoping that the metal would even her out. Whoopi GreenGoldberg put it like this:

“Smoking cigarettes and pot every now and then are my habits. And I thought, ‘I’ve got to relax.’ So I smoked this wonderful joint that was the last of my home grown.

When he said my name and I popped up, I thought, ‘Oh fuck… okay, up the stairs… around to the podium… there’s millions of people, pick up the statue, get the statue.

I know you’re not supposed to admit that you smoke pot, but I don’t drink alcohol. Just because I do it doesn’t mean you should.”

Whoopi’s mom knew what was up and could tell she was high by her “glistening eyes.

You know how I can tell Whoopi definitely smoked a joint? Because if you skip to the 1:20 mark, you’ll see Angelica Houston throw her the same stank look my friends always throw me. That’s the “this bitch puffed more than passed” look. Angelica’s probably the one who brought the joint and Whoopi sucked it all up. While Whoopi is jumping through Funyun rings, Angelica is the epitome of sober and she is not amused.

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