Nancy (it’s always a Nancy) from Sparkle Markets in Ohio had biscotti and another hard long treat on the brain during a “Great Grocery” segment on the local news. Oh, Nancy! You can’t just drop a cock in our ears and then move along like we didn’t hear it. DETAILS! Next to teeth, crumbs are a cock’s worst enemy, so how are you supposed to enjoy one with biscotti? For Nancy’s next segment, I really hope she clears this up. And which aisle at Sparkle Markets can we find cock in? Let us know, Nancy! We’ve got our shopping carts ready!