Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Daisy Taylor, the last surviving member of Elizabeth Taylor’s canine family who will hopefully inherit her entire collection of diamonds. Because that Carol Channing fur was meant to be worn with diamonds upon diamonds.

While doing research for this highly important work of journalism, I read that Daisy is a direct descendant of Elizabeth’s beloved Maltese Sugar who went off to the great big lap in the sky 6 years ago. Shortly after Sugar’s death, Elizabeth picked up Daisy and took her ass everywhere from gay bars to Larry King. Now that her mistress is gone, Daisy will have to keep her legacy alive by howling at the thought of marriage and not leaving the house unless she’s dripping in enough shiny shit to make a cat go schizo. It’s Daisy’s duty!

And some of these pictures might be of both Daisy and Sugar. All Maltese people look the same to me.

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