Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean. (CDAN)

That’s what an extra thick penis sleeve is for! That’s also what an extra pair of strong legs are for. Hold on so it won’t slip out. Slipping out is the worst. It’s the eye roll of sexual moves. Now, on to the guesses.

Are we living in a world where Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are considered A-list movie stars? If so, I’ll go with them. It could also be Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper, but well, you know. Actually, that might make sense. But if Squinty puts toothpicks under her lids to make her eyes open wider she’d probably see that it’s more like a t-ball stand in the bushes.

1980s blind item! This diminutive actor was on a huge network hit. His favorite game was finding an extra each week that he could spend the entire week with having sex and then leave them at the end. He did not do it really out of malice, he was just a lonely guy. Anyway, one week, his A list at the time co-star, also had his eyes on an extra and they made a deal. The deal was they would get the producers to bring her back for an extra week so they could each have her for a week. Well, it turns out they both liked her so much, this extra managed to stay on the show for an entire season and even ended up getting a speaking role. (CDAN)

Danny DeVito & Judd Hirsch from Taxi?

After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release nude pics of her when she was younger. (BuzzFoto)

Dionne “I got your number, hussy” Warwick? Or Xtina?

This B- list movie actress who would probably be A if she had any acting talent at all has started looking for a new boyfriend. The thing is since she prefers women it is a little tougher. But, to make things interesting she has offered to throw in her girlfriend too if the guy is willing to pony up and be our actresses boyfriend. (CDAN)

Pony = Dreamer = Dakota Fanning? Why did I put that thought in my head. To me, Dakota Fanning is still the little girl who runs away to Sean Penn’s house in I Am Sam.