I tried to find a semi-new cat or PUPPY!!! video to soothe the sads you might be feeling over Dame Elizabeth’s death, but I couldn’t, so here’s the next best thing: pictures of everyone’s favorite mess Spaz de la Huerta struttin’ through NYC yesterday. Oh, Spaz really knows how to cheer a bitch up by dressing like a Salvation Army street bin chewed her up and spit her out.
Spaz’s face is saying “I drunk barfed my make-up off” and her body is saying “my clothes got drunk barfed on so I jacked a lady hobo’s outfit,” but she’s still giving us THE LOOK! Don’t act like you wouldn’t put a dime in her cup!
And this is sort of like posting a PUPPY!!!! video since I’m pretty sure Spaz’s jacket is made of German Shepherd fur. I’m really not helping.