Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Which crooner likes to fly prostitutes over to join him in hotel rooms in romantic places like Paris, then asks them to dance for him while he watches in silence? (Page Six)

Clay Aiken, duh! Just because he barks for dick doesn’t mean he can’t appreciate a good show! Nobody can clap an ass like an American hooker so he has to import. But I’m going to guess Michael Buble, because the words “Josh Groban” and “silence” aren’t friends.

Here’s a nugget of gossip for all you celeb lovers (and Upper East Siders): After showing up for a photo shoot hungover and stinking like booze, this young actor puked all over the on-set bathroom — and left the mess for the stylists to clean up. XOXO! (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Chuck Bass did it?

We have a D List Actor with addiction problems that has a new obsession. He met a beautiful, young C List television actress at a recent red carpet event and maybe spoke two words to her. He was somehow able to obtain her personal information from a friend. He’s now showed up at her house several times, sent her email after email, sent naked pics of himself via text and might have even followed her car once or twice. She initially thought she could deal with him herself but now she is considering getting the police involved. (Buzzfoto)

A drunk skeezer who has the time to stalk and doesn’t care if his peen pictures get leaked on the Internet? All signs point to Andy Dick.

This celebrity couple will be renewing their vows this year. Awww. Sweet, right? Actually, it’s just a last-ditch attempt to save their floundering marriage. It’s a mess for many reasons, not the least of which is a history of infidelity.

This happens more often than you think. Whenever you hear about a couple renewing their vows, it’s often because they’re trying to patch things up or gloss things over. In the case of this couple, we’re betting on a separation within six months of the vows being renewed. Why? Because the leopard is still cheating, and we doubt that they will change their spots. (Blind Gossip)

The leopard? That’s something to put your magnifying glass over. Do leopard and cougars live in the same enclosure, because if they do then I’ll say it’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher?

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