Afternoon Crumbs

March 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl is so not going to be happy when he finds out that Katie Holmes borrowed his favorite big boy pants without asking! – Lainey Gossip

Russell Brand is fertilizing plants instead of one-night tricks – The Superficial

The Michael Douglas and Matt Damon kiss we’ve all been waiting for is almost here – Towleroad

Aaaaand here’s Loni Anderson’s crotch (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Biel’s trying to wash the Timberlake douche nectar from her skin with Gerard Butler’s natural grease – Celebitchy

Elizabeth Taylor outlived her obit writer – TDW

Amanda Seyfried pooting on a Viggo Mortensen lookalike – Hollywood Tuna

Roid’s answer to Justin Bieber bares his bottom for Ellen – Just Jared

Should it concern me that the outfit JLove is wearing is just like the outfit I wore last night (but I wore hot purple wedge flip flops with mine)? – Popoholic

Abbie Cornish in InStyle – The Berry

The Italian Prime Minister’s orgy is lacking in peen – NYC Barstool Sports

And hopefully in the next few days, California passes a law stating that all bitches with the name “Michael Lohan” who are convicted of domestic violence are automatically wished into the cornfield for eternity – ICYDK

Kate Moss’ mom shows her daughter how it’s done – Popsugar

Sophie Monkjokes” that she’s Angelina-ing her brother – Hollywood Rag

Glee, take note! – Cityrag

An absolutely fasi-fuckin-ating look inside the Church of Brangelina (blessed with sarcasm) – I’m Not Obsessed

Ashley Greene is holding auditions, I see – Moe Jackson

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